I'm just going to post what I like. Mostly funny things, some depressing things, and a bit of whatever.

 

4fagsunderthestars:

hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city?

i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties

yes i do

no one can twerk dat ass like you

i swear its true

Constantly being victimized by guilt-trip posts.

archsagejulz:

lexiferrising:

riddlewrappedinamystery:

Summary:

  • Yes, I love my mom.
  • No, I don’t like cancer.
  • Yes, people should stop abusing animals.
  • No, I don’t think those things will ruin my blog. I just don’t want to reblog them.
  • Yes, gay people should be able to get married.  
  • No, I’m not a heartless/sick/bad person for not reblogging these posts. 

REBLOGGING BECAUSE ACCURATE AS FUCK

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jay-z-r-us:

tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode

it’s funny how i was the fastest sperm and now i barely move at all

(Source: leftnipple)